Secret Life Of A Kenyan Sugar Baby

I've always adored older men.

Not your mother's advice on how to get over someone

1sweetcatastrophe:

1. Have a giant blow out fight where you say everything that has never pissed you off about that person and all the things you HATE about them. Delete his number out of the rage that you feel in that moment.

2. Go home numb and raw from all the emotional damage that just occurred and lay in bed…

unexplained-events:

Joe Cummings, an aspiring actor, living in NY claims that a woman had been living in a storage area above his kitchen. He claims to have no idea how she got there and for how long she lived there. 

He noticed food was missing that he had not touched. You can see her eating his food and also using his sink as a toilet.

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The story is very familiar to the case of the 58 year old woman living in a man’s closet for a year, which happened in Japan. The woman had snuck into his home when the door was unlocked. Had been taking showers and sharing his food for a year before she was discovered through hidden cameras as well.

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Oh hell no.

(via bergdorfcocotte)

newenglandsugar:

…what even is this

So does that mean they each give you an allowance or how does that fuckery work? Lol men!

newenglandsugar:

…what even is this

So does that mean they each give you an allowance or how does that fuckery work? Lol men!

royalblackpirate:

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

I feel like I just said this I’m scared yes

No. Stop it. Don’t say that.
I’ve done a lot this year but I still feel like I haven’t done shit.

Yandy.com

Have you used it?
I want to get a few fun cheap things that can be ripped off but I don’t want them to look good online but shitty in person. Other sites where I can find cute French maid outfits would also be appreciated.

thewantingyou:

if I give an SD/POT my routing/account number for direct deposit, is it possible he’d find out my real name?

Do you really want to give someone that information when you’re not comfortable with him knowing your name? There are other ways for him to send you money.

basquithot:

This is my fave positionI’m a screamer and also a napper… This is perfect when I want to catch a quick nap

Screamer and a napper! Hahahaha

basquithot:

This is my fave position

I’m a screamer and also a napper… This is perfect when I want to catch a quick nap

Screamer and a napper! Hahahaha

I love when you leave a bunch of your shit at a guys house and it’s all exactly where you left it. Earrings still on the side table makes me say this shit is real. I feel like if your shit is hidden then probably some other girl was there. Am I crazy?

Nonsense of the Evening

Earlier today I received a very strange message. So I returned the phone call and lol wow.
He starts flipping out! I can’t believe you did this to me, you should have told me. Meanwhile I’m buzzed and asking myself who’s life did I ruin today. So I ask him to calm down and explain because I’m very confused. He says remember when we had sex you told me you were clean but you clearly weren’t because this and that. I ask him um who do you think this is? He says a completely different name. I say this is x, we had dinner and the furthest you got with me was a hug and a peck on the cheek. He’s like wait no we went to blah blah blah then I went to your place. No no first of all you have the wrong name and wrong city, I’ve never even been to CA. So this SOB confused me with some other girl then called my phone acting like a whack a doodle. I almost feel bad for him.

I fucking hate when someone you’re with says: “you deserve better”. Like yes motherfucker, I am aware of that fact but I love your stupid ass. Since you know what I deserve, why don’t cha correct your behaviour?!

sugarbabyrn:

VP POT is a creepy fuck.😡

I don’t give a two shit flying fuck that his Infos out there either, he’s a large DOUCHEBAG. I knew his real name and address before he even told me.

Lol nobody beat you to it. Glad you used your head!